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The Entire Internet Is Hot For Olympics Luger Chris Mazdzer

Step aside Timothee Chalamet, clear the way Oscar Isaac, the internet has a new boyfriend: American luge athlete Chris Mazdzer, who just won the silver medal in the Men's Single Luge competition in PyeongChang, in the process becoming the first U.S. men’s singles luge medaler ever and stealing a number of hearts on the internet. Because while I'm not entirely clear on what luge is (single-person sledding, right?) and I still don't know how to pronounce this guy's last name, one thing is abundantly clear: Chris Mazdzer is hot. He might even be as hot as Gus Kenworthy. Can they both win gold in this particular competition?

According to Wikipedia, he's 29, 6'1", and resides in New York State. Actually, the contact page on his website lists a phone number and email address, even though he definitely already has a girlfriend).

He looks great shirtless (as Olympic athletes tend to). (Quick poll: Is luge body the new swimmer's body? In or out?). More importantly, though, Mazdzer loves animals.

How much does Twitter love this guy? He started trending, and I don't think it's because people care about lug. Consensus is, America is crushing on Chris, hard. Here find for your perusal a few of our favorite thirsty Chris Mazdzer tweets:

But for the full Chris Mazdzer Stan experience, we refer,of course, to the most important voice in the Olympic games, Leslie Jones. Yesteraday, Jones, who is actually doing commentary for NBC in Pyeongchang in case you haven't heard, posted two videos of her thoughts on Chris' medal-winning luge and pretty much summed up what everyone was already thinking:

So can we get a Chris Mazdzer biopic in development already? (I, Chris, perhaps?) Aaron Taylor-Johnson, your next part is already waiting.

Related: Olympic Skiier Gus Kenworthy Is Preparing For the 2018 Pyeongchang Games By Watching I, Tonya